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Estamos viendo algo parecido en la clase Biologia… “ideal beauty”…
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All posts for the month June, 2004
SEX SEX SEX
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
Woody Allen
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“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Rodney Dangerfield
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“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”
Lynn Lavner
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“Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
George Burns
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“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
Sharon Stone
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“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
Tiger Woods
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“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
Jack Nicholson
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“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never
forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of
humor)
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“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Bill Crystal
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“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in
front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”
Robert De Niro
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
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” Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Oscar Wilde
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” It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
George Burns
Argentina 1 X 3 BRASIL
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”Oscar Wilde
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